Goodbye, Average Life! -DIRK ENDING-

"....can't, obviously. Dave, do you realize how rude and insensitive I'd have to be to dump my already made plans with Dirk just for you? VERY, rude and insensitive. I'm not going to follow through with 'childish temptation' like you seem to frequently do. I'm a woman of my words, and if I were to leave with you, I'd be a disgrace. Good day, DAVE." You spat. Opening the door, you abandoned the befuddled Strider. You felt his stare linger on you until you walked into the elevator. You pressed the button for the top floor and continued with the trek up. You gulped.

Perhaps that wasn't the right thing to say to Dave...in all honesty, you were quite shocked to figure out he was under the impression that you would leave with him. But his expression. Past his glasses, you could make out the faint outline of gorgeous ruby eyes.....broken. Eyes that showed all hopes were completely destroyed. His cool facade seemed o just vanish when you were rejecting him as well. The red dust on his cheeks grew and his nose gave off slight twitches. You needed to apologize. Face to face. With a cough into your fist, the elevator dinged and the doors slid open. You walked out and recalled the paths the brothers led you through when your leg was injured.

After a few small turns you approached door '60123' and gulped once more. Your heart...you lifted a shaky hand to your chest and let out slow breaths. It was racing. Oh god, a sign. You pulled out your phone and went to the camera, turning it to the front face camera. Your face. Oh god it wasn't...it was. Your cheeks were ever so slowly growing redder and redder. Well hot damn. You slapped your cheeks and huffed. You were not going to let your hormones get the best of you, ABSOLUTELY NOT, DAMN IT!! With a few nods of determination, you looked to your camera again. The blush had subsided and your face returned to its usual color. Score. You put your phone to sleep and stuffed it in your pocket and raised a fist to the door. Knock. Knock.

CRAAAAAASH

A loud worry worthy noise triggered from inside as your ears perked a tad. What just...? Loud stomps could be heard followed by pants. The door handle fidgeted a tad and you took a large step back. The door swung open.

Oh

Sweet

Baby

Jesus.

He has some very nice abs. Your eyes went from his shadesless, wide eyed, adorable grinning face to-hello abs...

"If you're busy or whatever I can just come back later..." You mumble, eyes never wavering from this holy grail. His abs chuckled as he shifted his waist's towel ever so slightly. Wait, damn it, his mouth chuckled, not abs. You could, from here, feel the heat and see the steam leaving the room. How hot was that shower? Must've been very hot considering, well, mee~oooow~.

"Like what you see?"

"Hell y- no, Baka!" You spat, FINALLY looking him in the pecs, fuck, nip-, no, eyes. Yes. The red was back, you were pretty damn sure.

"We'll get in here you tsundere. I'm just going to finish my shower, then I'll be right with you." Drool. Shite. You wiped your mouth and nodded, carefully stepping inside. You waltzed to the living room, and he slowly, slowly, SLOWLY made his way to the running shower. That bastardo, he was....he was teasing you! The gall on this.....very...sexy...NOPE. YOU'RE AN INNOCENT YET HORMONAL TEENAGER!! As soon as he was gone, you proceeded to slap yourself silly. NO TEMPTATIONS, NO RISKS, NO NOTHING!!! You let a sigh slip from your mouth as you examined the room, the showers noise filled the air. You stomped over to the couch and plopped,down next to,

Lil' Cal. Your eyes turned to him. He was looking right at you. Was he...already positioned like so?  You gave the doll a small wave that translated into 'Hey there, you're creepy but sorta cute in...well....a creepy way.' You blinked. His head was tilted upwards. What. Another blink. Tilted downwards. One more... It was staring straight at you.

Oh.

My.

God.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Loud clanging from the bathroom could be heard and the bathroom door swung open, revealing a sweatpants clad yet ab free (niiiiiiiice) Dirk. He stumbled over his feet and ran to your side.

"What happened, are you okay?!" He practically screamed as he embraced you, gingerly patting your head in an attempt to calm you down.

"CAL, CAL, CAL, HE, HE, HE DID A, A, A THING!!!!" You screeched into his pale pecs. HAHAHAHA, thank you, Cal.

"What'd he do?! Did he hurt you?? Damn it, Cal! I already told you the dos and don't around her!" A strange laugh filled the room and it forced you to stiffen. "Cal, get back here! I didn't say you could leave young man! Cal, Cal! Cal!!!" What the hell? You turned your head in an attempt to understand what Dirk was going on about but...Cal...was...gone....

You moaned, allowing darkness to envelope you.



Your eyes slowly opened and you found yourself in a familiar, dark, room. A billiard decorated blanket covered your person and it fell as you raised your torso. You stuffed a hand in your jacket pocket. Rummaging around for a tad, considering you were still barely conscious, you pulled out your phone and turned it on.

"Agh..." You groaned, your face being illuminated by the screens bright light. 12:....34 AM?! I was out all day?!" You realized. You stuffed the phone back in your pocket and stepped off the bed, immediately tripping over your barely conscious legs. You fell to the ground with a loud 'thud!' And simply lay there. You ruined Dirks plans by being an idiot and passing out. Wonderful.you glanced at the closed door, at the bottom, was a small light. Was Dirk...awake? Bringing yourself to your feet, you opened the door and found the light source. The tv was on, blaring the latest Naruto movie and Dirk...watching you assumed. He sat on the couch, completely still, glasses reflecting the show he was watching. And he was wearing a shirt. Damn it.

"Dirk...?" You mumbled. Nothing...you approached the man and stood in front of him. "Dirk?" Again, no response. You raised both hands and placed the. In his shades handles. Slowly, you took them off. He was sleeping...you giggled. Dirk in his peaceful state...a calm, adorable, yet unrecognizable Dirk....you loved this side....your mind wandered to the pros and cons of Dirk you were forced to make...those cons...weren't exactly cons, in your eyes...they were simply, Dirks adorable quirks....you set yourself down next to him and place the glasses on your lap. Leaning against the couch, a loud sigh escaped your lips. "I love you, Dork...." You mumbled, closing your still tired eyes. You felt like you could go to sleep at this very moment. With a large realization awake in your head, you attempted to calm your breathing. You opened your eyes, only to be met with a brilliant orange.

"Took you long enough to realize. If I was a murderer, you'd be dead right now." Came the low, husky voice. His arms were on either side of you, hand resting on the couch behind you and him haunched over as to get closer to your face.

"Hi..." You managed to squeak out, a blistering red beginning to cover your face.

"Hello."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'm not a dork."

"Yes you are."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Wait, you heard what I said?!?!"

"It's what woke me up."

"Oooooh God...." You began to slide down, slowly, hand covering your face. "This is embarrassing."

"No, it's adorable. Guess what. I love you, too."

"...when I first met you, I thought you were gay." You moved your eyes, breaking the eye contact.

"What the hell?!" He chuckled.

"I'm serious. But then you started flirting and stuff so...." Your eyes wandering back to him and you were met with...lips....you squeak in surprise, yet do nothing else. He pulled back.

"Don't make me the only one doing anything." He grumbled. You blushed, raising your arms to wrap around his neck and bringing his lips to your own. Finally, you had kissed him back.

~End~


~EXTENDED ENDING~

--timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering ghostlyTrickster [GT] at 18:32--

TT: Hey John. Have you seen Dave?
GT: oh hey dirk! : B
GT: nah, I havent seen him since friday, something wrong?
TT: ...
TT: It's nothing, sorry to bother you.

--timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering ghostlyTrickster [GT] at 18:34--

GT: ?